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When I made the decision to donate my body body science I thought they'd wait until I was dead and wasn't using it anymore.

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If the news that the "Junior Astronaut Space Camp" was a front for a "dangerous, abusive cult" had come out a week sooner, I never would have sent my son there.

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Today was leg day, tomorrow is for abs, Wednesday I'll commit to arms, Thursday I'll do chest...

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The director stared at the remnants of the famous actor, trying to figure out how to break the news to the rest of the world

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While i was shopping for another bucket of paint

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My childhood dream was to discover a new species as a biologist, but as I grew older I had a change of heart

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[TW: SA] I hate when feminists make gross generalizations like saying all men are rapists. NSFW

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My Tinder date said he likes a lady in the streets, and a freak in the sheets.

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They repeatedly told us to be ourselves,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[deleted by user]	45
When I made the decision to donate my body body science I thought they'd wait until I was dead and wasn't using it anymore.	45
If the news that the "Junior Astronaut Space Camp" was a front for a "dangerous, abusive cult" had come out a week sooner, I never would have sent my son there.	45
Today was leg day, tomorrow is for abs, Wednesday I'll commit to arms, Thursday I'll do chest...	45
The director stared at the remnants of the famous actor, trying to figure out how to break the news to the rest of the world	45
While i was shopping for another bucket of paint	45
My childhood dream was to discover a new species as a biologist, but as I grew older I had a change of heart	45
[TW: SA] I hate when feminists make gross generalizations like saying all men are rapists. NSFW	45
My Tinder date said he likes a lady in the streets, and a freak in the sheets.	45
They repeatedly told us to be ourselves,	45